Yedjucation
12 yrs of schooling.. 2 yrs of Pre Univ, 4 yrs of Engineering, 2 yrs of Masters = 20
My parents actually put me through some pre kindergarten stuff too..dont rembr how many months....but thats when i really lost it I guess.
Come on babbles tell uncle ur ABC...and I would start to ramble.....A for yaapul ,,B for Badah yappul, C for Chota yappul, D for Doosra yappul, E for Ek aur yappul..F for Falthoo main time nako waste karo uncle.....
I wish I could tell it to some of my teachers at skool...they would ask us to memorize tables for ..17,18 and 19...wtf do u need 17X19 for unless u want to become a grocer..cant u just multiply it on a piece of paper and dish out the answer...
or unless its like...Mayur ..code red..code red..the space craft veering out of orbit...what is 17X19..we need to input the value here.....
Education should be common sense implementation...Masters helped me achieve that a bit...a lot of times I have gone...OOOhhhhh thats why you do it like that.....(I would have said that loud in my head..so that your fellow researchers dont think ..oh man this guy is dumb..)
How many of you know the reason for seasons...they taught me in skool its because the sun moves away from the Earth thats when it is winter and as it comes close to the earth it is summer...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000ooooooooooo... did they teach u guys the same thing????? Ans: its because of the tilt in the earths axis
....just learnt abt it a yr or so back...my entire belief system came crashing down...god thats what I learnt in 4th std...what else is wrong...is 17x19 not 323....??? I was speaking to my friend the other day and he was complaining abt how he still didnt know why you would differentiate and integrate...(No he isnt in KG-2)....I just hope education becomes more practical...cramming shouldnt be a major constituent...Physics and Math was force fed into us....absolutely pointless...it has just decomposed into garbage....
I cant do much about it now can I..I am not the one who would stand up and say the future generation shouldnt go throught this...
I would tell Babbles Jr ..you know.. ur gonna study tables from 30 to 39 and when I ask u.. if you dont know 34x39 ...someone gonna get a hurt real bad...:-)..
(Courtesy RP)
My parents actually put me through some pre kindergarten stuff too..dont rembr how many months....but thats when i really lost it I guess.
Come on babbles tell uncle ur ABC...and I would start to ramble.....A for yaapul ,,B for Badah yappul, C for Chota yappul, D for Doosra yappul, E for Ek aur yappul..F for Falthoo main time nako waste karo uncle.....
I wish I could tell it to some of my teachers at skool...they would ask us to memorize tables for ..17,18 and 19...wtf do u need 17X19 for unless u want to become a grocer..cant u just multiply it on a piece of paper and dish out the answer...
or unless its like...Mayur ..code red..code red..the space craft veering out of orbit...what is 17X19..we need to input the value here.....
Education should be common sense implementation...Masters helped me achieve that a bit...a lot of times I have gone...OOOhhhhh thats why you do it like that.....(I would have said that loud in my head..so that your fellow researchers dont think ..oh man this guy is dumb..)
How many of you know the reason for seasons...they taught me in skool its because the sun moves away from the Earth thats when it is winter and as it comes close to the earth it is summer...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000ooooooooooo... did they teach u guys the same thing????? Ans: its because of the tilt in the earths axis
....just learnt abt it a yr or so back...my entire belief system came crashing down...god thats what I learnt in 4th std...what else is wrong...is 17x19 not 323....??? I was speaking to my friend the other day and he was complaining abt how he still didnt know why you would differentiate and integrate...(No he isnt in KG-2)....I just hope education becomes more practical...cramming shouldnt be a major constituent...Physics and Math was force fed into us....absolutely pointless...it has just decomposed into garbage....
I cant do much about it now can I..I am not the one who would stand up and say the future generation shouldnt go throught this...
I would tell Babbles Jr ..you know.. ur gonna study tables from 30 to 39 and when I ask u.. if you dont know 34x39 ...someone gonna get a hurt real bad...:-)..
(Courtesy RP)
posted by Babbles at 9:59 PM
11 Comments:
hey..didnt u know tht seasons were coz of earth's tilt...[huahahaha]...somebody wud hv got hurt real bad in skool...!!....hilarious write up though....
Good sense of humor. But you know what's worse? using log tables to find out 17x19. My calculator lay just a few inches from me (with my prof. standing in the way, of course) and yet I was subjected to such tortures back in PU.
Agree with the crammer-makes-a-bad-engineer theory totally. Am trying to fight it, and am coming there for my MS. Is it any better there, or do they instead use MATLAB to figure out seventeen-times-nineteen?
yevery time i yused to yevaluate yeven 7*9, it yused to be a pain, but 17*19, omigosh...
the yedjucations are getting very very difficults..the babbles
junior(s) will really have a tough time !!
dude.. good one. May be the system is not right, but no one has come up with a better system here.. so thts the way it goes..:-)
and thats the way the cookie crumbles.....
:-)
Poor Babbles Jr.I Feel for him.
idu bere time pass a nindu apaa shetty yen blado...guess who is me, me is staying in u city
This is either gowda r ananth...
dude..u don't have no knowledge cause u didnt go to college..hehehe..wow..my rapping skills r getting better n better..guess who!!!
one rapper I know is the Late ananth..:-)
Good one Mayur....especially the education thing....and now I know the origin of 'Yappul'...hehe.
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